PSA from yesteryear

Oh look! Cute boy on Drudge. I'd hit that. Figuratively.

Is what I thought to myself one day. Considered for a bit. Would DEFINITELY talk to him, I thought. And then scrolled down a little.
Aw, handcuffs. That's sad. Poor guy. I'm sure someone can change him. Wait, why is he with Interpol? Intriguing, too.

Scrolled down a little further.

Van Der Sloot: Serial Killer?

Hulu needs to stop judging me...

I NEED to be distracted. Plus, it is break. Leave me alone, judgmental computer program.