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Oh look! Cute boy on Drudge. I'd hit that. Figuratively. |
Is what I thought to myself one day. Considered for a bit. Would DEFINITELY talk to him, I thought. And then scrolled down a little.
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Aw, handcuffs. That's sad. Poor guy. I'm sure someone can change him. Wait, why is he with Interpol? Intriguing, too. |
Scrolled down a little further.
Van Der Sloot: Serial Killer?
OOPS.
I NEED to be distracted. Plus, it is break. Leave me alone, judgmental computer program.
