Oh nooooooooos.

There is something wrong with my cat.
It is 7 pm and he still has this much food left in his bowl.

He gets fed in an hour or so. And does not know the meaning of the words "moderation" or "conserve" or "save some food for later in case my owner abandons me because I am crazy". His food is usually gone within 10 hours of getting it (and he only gets fed every other day). I am a little concerned.


He was stuck on a shelf in the linen closet. I am less concerned. Although probably a pretty bad pet owner. I definitely spent an hour drawing a picture of his kibble instead of looking for him.

Survival of the fittest, Babs. It's a good thing you are currently only competing with a cornsnake.